Kenzo Quotes

*The following is a re-post from Read the original article here.

Keep an ear out, dear readers, especially when some true hoodratified Kenzos are around, because you’ll hear some interesting things…

Two Kenzos – one male, one female – on the El on the subject of parenthood.

Female Kenzo: “Do you got kids?”

Male Kenzo: “Yeah, I have three. But she’s pregnant again, and this’ll be my first biological child.


A female Fishtowner discussing linguistics with a Kenzo.

Kenzo: “(Blabbering)…so that’s why I quite my job, ya’knamsayin’?”

Fishtowner: “You always f*cking say that. Stop saying that.”

Kenzo: “Saying what?”

Fishtowner: “You always say, ‘ya’knamsayin.’ It’s just words mushed together. What the f*ck does that even mean?”

Kenzo: “Ya’knamsayin, it means, um…‘do you know what I’m talking about.’


A pregnant young lady from Mutter Street describing the trend of young men getting tattoos allover their faces.

Pregnant Girl: “I would never date a guy who had tattoos covering his face. My baby’s daddy has a dozen on his face and I f*cking hate it.


A Kenzo friend of mine on the nature of Kensington residents.

My friend: “I’m the biggest pussy to ever come out of Kensington and I was arrested for attempted murder.


A random F-towner on law enforcement and the civic duty of talking to the police upon witnessing a crime.

F-Towner: (Describing his feelings about an assault charge he faced after beating a man with a baseball bat) “Maaaan, I woulda got away with that shit. But nah, those snitches had to talk shit. They coulda left it alone, but ah nah, ‘Oh, we seen the whole thing, gotta be a snitch bitch, bang bang bang, let’s give the bat to the cops.’


Related Posts:

Joe Quigley

Joe is freelance writer for Aroundphilly. If you wish to contact Joe send an email to

Did you love this post? Share it with your friends.
This entry was posted in Entertainment and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.