Mayor Nutter went for a swim yesterday to celebrate the opening of Philly’s public pools. While he definitely cashed in on the opportunity for publicity, he made the cardinal mistake of wearing his shirt in the pool. So, what does the Mayor have to hide? Horrible scars from a knife fight, nipples the size of dinner plates? Maybe. But the most logical (and awesome) conclusion is that he’s a never nude.
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