Have you ever pined for a night in a genuine Smush Room? Or, on a chilly fall evening, wished for a chance to soak in a hot tub with below average sanitary conditions? If so, this Seaside Heights rental property is for you. For just $2,500 a night, you can spend time in the Jersey Shore digs made famous by MTV’s namesake reality series. Shave your eyebrows in the same sink used by Pauly D, fall spread-eagle down the stairs like a bona fide meatball or take a visit to Sammi Sweetheart’s once-bedroom, where you can break all of the furniture and erupt into a pile of tears (or cigarette smoke) on the front porch.
The place has gotten glowing reviews thus far, as Asbury Park Press reports 33-year-old Renter Joe Ambrosini (who’s based in Philly) likens his stay in the house to “buying 15 minutes of fame.” Though, in our opinion, being forced to sleep amidst a treasure trove of misdeeds and STD-laden romps sounds more like MTV’s Fear than it does fame.