Good news for people who hate murder!
It turns out that the homicide rate for the city formerly known as the city of brotherly love has actually gone down from last year.
No, we’re not making this up!
It’s difficult to tell what could have contributed to such a drastic drop in murders from last year to this year, but, hey, we’re not about to start questioning a good thing.
Everyone please continue not killing each other. Thank you.