Smartphones (or computerphones as I call them) are clearly taking over our lives. Long gone are the days when you could lose friends over an extended argument regarding which actors voiced Timon and Pumba in The Lion King. And it’s a fact that all of us have given up on safely crossing the street, prolonged eye contact during conversation and awkward pauses that used to allow for wit that would otherwise wither in the back of the brain.
So, in an effort to welcome the Uptopian Age of our COMPUTERPHONE OVERLORDS, here is a neat little video that will help you decide which of the newest smartphones you should buy to diminish your character and personal experiences. Because everyone knows, the true quality of a smartphone is measured in it’s ability to endure drunken falls and random acts of boyfriend/girlfriend/Xbox 360 induced rage.