Local Flasher Picks the Wrong House

Perhaps 22-year-old northwestern Pennsylvania resident and alleged flasher, Brody Hall, will give similarly minded deviants good reason to conduct more research before their next door-to-door indecent exposure escapade.

Hall was arrested on Sunday morning after he reportedly knocked on interim police chief Rich Shopene’s door at 6:15 am fully exposed with a motive to, and this is a direct quote, “scare the children.” Allegedly, he had already drunkenly flashed several neighbors prior to visiting the police chief.

As if full front-door nudity and the mention of children weren’t bad enough, Chief Shopene claims Hall also tried to force his way inside the house, only to end up face down and in hand cuffs.

According to NBCPhiladelphia.com, Hall is currently being held at Erie County Jail under indecent exposure charges and terroristic threats with no listed attorney. Although his situation is regrettable, he’s probably one hell of an entertaining cellmate.

‘Terroristic threats’ seems a bit harsh- the man was drunk and perhaps just overly proud of his junk. Still, when drunk and naked, one should never ever mutter the word “children.” Let a lesson be learned from Hall, when drunken ambitions to flash neighbors arise, research is required.

Source and photos by NBC 10

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