Fractal Circus and Aroundphilly recently activated our Wonder-Twin Powers and woke up really early in the morning to document all the maniacal gluttony of this year’s Wing Bowl XX. As we reported, Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi slayed Squibb and El Wingador, stealing the title from Philadelphia and pretty much shredding the chance of any actual competition for years to come.
Yes, we learned a lot that day (never look Ron Jeremy directly in the eyes, if you value your soul, that is), but we still can’t figure out why the thing has to start so darn early.






