Exton has produced its first internet celebrity this week, finally unveiling its “Naked Walmart Man” to the rest of the world. Why on earth were they hiding this guy for so long?
The new internet star is (allegedly) Verdon Lamont Taylor, and he has some rather peculiar demands if you want him to make an appearance at your bar, club or college venue.
1) Due to various reasons, he’ll need to be naked the entire time.
2) There must be a Walmart within an eight-mile radius at all times.
3) Please supply a hamper full of freshly-returned Walmart socks backstage.
Seriously, this has got to be the best local news segment since “Filthy Pretzels.”
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