Help Bring this Pooping Cab Driver to Justice

Look, we all poop, but, unfortunately, not all of us have the requisite levels of class and sophistication to routinely stop us from blasting one in the middle of the street. Just take this yet-to-be-identified Freedom Taxi driver as a prime example.

A YouTube user who calls himself (come on, this has to be a dude) CommonSensePhilly recently uploaded this highly disturbing surveillance footage which depicts an on-duty cab driver defecating on the sidewalk in an undisclosed area of the city. The vigilante is now trying to bring “The Plopper” (that’s what we’re calling him, but we’re fielding suggestions) to justice, but authorities dont’ seem to be cooperating:

I called Freedom Taxi whose manger responded with “It’s not my job to clean it up, we are not sending anyone out.” I also called the Phila City 311 who could only “take a report”, as well as, emailed the PPA Facebook page and nothing. Contacted the local ABC and NBC and nothing other than call the police. Called the police and they took a report. I asked the cops if I shit on the taxi cab company’s sidewalk, what would happen. Officers told me I would be arrested.

WTF! I just want the shit cleaned up, it’s HUMAN FECAL MATTER for shit’s sake!

We agree, CommonSensePhilly; if we’re not going to employ our CCTV to apprehend rogue poopers, this town is going to go to shit. Fast.

H/T: Philly Post

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  • http://twitter.com/PhilaParking The PPA

    The behavior shown in this video by this cab driver is outrageous and totally unacceptable. As a result of this incident, the Freedom Taxi driver shown in this video, has had his taxi license suspended until a full investigation by the Philadelphia Parking Authority is complete.

    The PPA is committed to ensuring the safety and comfort of all citizens and visitors who make use of our cab system. If you ever experience any problems while in a cab in Philadelphia, please contact us via our social media accounts as soon as possible.

    Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/PhilaPark/

    Twitter: @PhilaParking

  • craigslistads3

     You entitled trasnplant gutter-yuppies need to get over yourselves – you live in the GHETTO thats why he chose 18th & Baimbridge to take a dump on.  You are not in beverly hills dispite what your housing bubble realtor told you 5 years ago.  Stop whining and CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF!  Stop bother the police with stupid stuff like this – they have more SERIOUS things to deal with other than your pathetic indebted housing mortgage baboonery!

  • jamal mahir

    Freedom taxi is a mess a lot is going on

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