Although his identity hasn’t been released to the public, a Freedom Taxi representative told the DN that The Plopper was swiftly terminated after being sniffed out by authorities. It also seems that his on-duty days have come to an end, as PPA spokesman Marty O’Rourke stated, ”His license has been suspended pending the outcome of the investigation. This behavior is totally outrageous and totally unacceptable.”
(Investigation? The guy clearly shat on the sidewalk; unless he has Crohn’s Disease, this is an open-and-shut case.)
In addition to losing his license, the criminal crapper will most likely have to pay a fine ranging from $350 to $1,000, which is a paltry sum when you consider the resulting trauma we’ll all have to cope with for decades to come (look for “Philadelphian Cab Driver” later this week on Urban Dictionary).
Anyway, it’s been real, plopper. Thanks for the puns.