
If you’re wondering how a former Phillies player can guarantee life-long protection from flying projectiles, look no further. Victorino (who, if you weren’t aware, has been traded) took out this full-page ad in Thursday’s edition of the Daily News.
For those of you keeping track, this makes David Akers and Shane Victorino the classiest players to have ever graced the Philly sports circuit.
Your move, Pence.






