Author Archives: Alex Torban

Old City (Finally) Gets A Steakhouse

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Old City’s proverbial aha moment happened somewhere between the rebrand of Khyber Pass Pub, the opening of PBR and the realization that 2nd and Chestnut really needed one thing to make the neighborhood worthy of some serious foodie patronage: a steakhouse. Occupying the space at 123 Chestnut Street (remember Cebu?), Continue reading »

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Local School Bans Ugg Boots Due To Hidden Dangers

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In an effort to further limit student contact with the outside world, Pottstown Middle School has banned the one thing standing between latent cell phone use and purposeful confiscation: Ugg boots. According to district community relations director John Armato, students are using the laceless, sheepskin-lined tools of concealment to smuggle Continue reading »

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Paterno Announces Retirement, Court of Public Opinion Lets Loose

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In the wake of a highly publicized scandal engulfing Penn State University, bona fide football legend Joe Paterno has announced plans to retire at the conclusion of his 46th season as the school’s head coach. “I have come to work every day for the last 61 years with one clear Continue reading »

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Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce, Confirms Monumental Waste Of Time

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Obviously, we all knew this was coming. Though in all honesty, we figured they’d let their misery stew for awhile, batting away the media’s claims and booking exotic vacations to feign solidarity; or, at the very least, attempt to justify the cool 10+ million spent legalizing an already-shaky union. But Continue reading »

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Mike Jerrick Teases Kardashians, Finally Gets Attention

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Having been a dedicated fan of Fox 29′s Good Day Philadelphia for the past couple of years, I’ve grown to expect a certain degree of hilarity and general misbehavior from anchor Mike Jerrick. His constant side comments, his back-and-forth dialogue with co-anchor Sheinelle Jones (much to her horror, we’d imagine) Continue reading »

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Chestnut 7 Now Serving Brunch

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As much as we love Cake and Cafette, a little variety is always welcome when it comes to brunching in Chestnut Hill. This Saturday, early birds can revel in the launch of Chestnut 7′s brand new brunch menu which starts this weekend and marks the beginning of yet another culinary Continue reading »

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Odd Future’s “Loiter Squad” To Air On Adult Swim

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Fresh off of Tyler, the Creator’s “Best New Artist” win at the 2011 VMA’s, Adult Swim has confirmed their rumored plans to feature OFWGKTA’s live-action series Loiter Squad, slated for air in 2012. The 15-minute show will feature sketches, man on the street segments, pranks and music, resulting in what’s Continue reading »

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