Gus the Groundhog, the second most popular groundhog in Pennsylvania, was actually the state’s most expensive marmot, costing tax payers around $400,000 for yearly ads that were somehow more unbearable than your average lottery commercial- sans the rodent pageantry. Thankfully, someone at the the PA Lottery was also disturbed by Gus’ beady eyes and penchant Continue reading »
While the rest of our city copes with incessant murder and rape, Society Hill is facing its own poisonous blight… in the form of dreaded door-knocker bandits. A total of 16 historic door-knockers have been stolen from the neighborhood in the past two weeks and the persistent crime spree is Continue reading »
The Chester County SPCA, which may or may not have a paranormal investigative unit with a budding, Mulder-esque rookie; has reportedly uncovered a secret witch coven in Coatesville. According to authorities, a frozen dog’s head along with several dog skulls, skeletons and other “charred remains” were discovered along the 2400 Continue reading »
Chris Christie may be secretly regretting his half staff order to commemorate Whitney Houston’s death. Opposition to the Governor’s decision has only gained momentum since the singer’s funeral on Saturday; and now, a Michigan man has gone to great lengths to make his disapproval known. John Burri recently burned the Continue reading »
Portlandia is an agonizing comedic parody. The characters are so painfully identifiable that it makes you constantly question how your own outward appearance intersects and departs from those trendy doofuses on the show. Am I really that concerned with the environment? Am I that preoccupied with Vegan dog cuisine? Do Continue reading »
Contesting a parking ticket in Philadelphia is a scam and everyone knows it. If you want to fight a measly $40 fine, you’ve got to take a day off from work and wait in line all day at the most frustrating court in Pennsylvania. Then, if you’re lucky, you may Continue reading »
Whitney Houston’s funeral is scheduled for this Saturday in Newark, New Jersey. And to commemorate the singer’s legacy, Governor Chris Christie has ordered all of New Jersey’s state buildings to fly their flags at half-staff, sparking a minor uproar with some locals. Though Houston was born in New Jersey, many Continue reading »
