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Purses, Backpacks Banned from Lincoln Financial Field


The Nanny State is starting to weasel its way into Philly football, as the NFL recently announced new container restrictions that will further restrict your sense of freedom during your next outing at Lincoln Financial Field. In a move no doubt inspired by the Boston Marathon bombings, the NFL will bar game-goers from entering stadiums Continue reading »

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Eagles Sign Chip Kelly As Head Coach


The Philadelphia Eagles have snagged Chip Kelly, former University of Oregon head coach, to lead them in the upcoming season. Kelly had been with Oregon since 2007 and managed a 46-7 record during his time there. Before his career with Oregon, Kelly served as the defensive coordinator for New Hampshire. Continue reading »

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Redditor Discovers the Psychology Behind Crazed Eagles Fan


Most Philly sports fan are quick to fly off the handle, especially in times like these–when the Eagles are about as electrifying as a Charlie Rose interview. But a certain percentage of these fans are of a different breed, the type that seems to subconsciously project their own self-worth onto Continue reading »

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De Niro Learned Philly Accent from Bradley Cooper’s Uncle


Bradley Cooper appeared on Letterman Monday night to promote his new film, Silver Linings Playbook (opening November 21st), revealing that his Uncle Ernie consulted co-star Robert De Niro on how to affect a proper Philly accent. Uncle Ernie is apparently a heating and air conditioning repairman from the area, which, Continue reading »

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Car Catches Fire During Eagles-Cowboys Game


After 93.3 WMMR’s Marisa Magnatta tweeted this picture, the general consensus was that some completely unruly totally rational Eagles fan(s) set some hapless Cowboys’ fan’s car on fire during Sunday’s game. Crossing Broad, however, has set the record straight: The accidental fire, which burned an Eagles fan’s car to the ground, Continue reading »

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Eagles Fans Collectively Snicker As Cowboys.com Morphs into a Gay Dating Website for Gay Cowboys


The grudge match between Cowboys fans and Eagles fans will no doubt be everlasting. Imagine, if you will, that the entire world undergoes some cataclysmic nuclear disaster and an eventual schism between the remaining hoards of mutant freaks. Two clans would inevitably emerge– one comprised of deformed-dog packs and their Continue reading »

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Eagles Version of “Angry Birds” Released


Just in time for another super-frustrating, soul-crushing Eagles season, the billionaires at Rovio have put forth a Philadelphia Eagles version of the popular app “Angry Birds.” The game essentially works like the original, except players are now using birds to knock down our famous LOVE statue that inexplicably sits in Continue reading »

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