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Super-Annoying Traffic Lights To Be Removed From Garden State Parkway

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Those of you who routinely travel to the Jersey shore already know that traffic on the Garden State Parkway is damn near chaotic. Thankfully, someone in charge over there has answered your silent prayers. In an effort to reduce congestion, the New Jersey Turnpike Authority broke ground today on a new Continue reading »

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“The Situation” Sues Protein-Infused Vodka Brand, Renews Faith in All Stereotypes

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Just before his TV show is slated to end forever, “The Situation” has become involved in a lawsuit that can only be described as “Onion-esque.” The protein-infused reality TV star apparently signed an endorsement deal with Devotion Spirits, a company that sells protein-infused vodka, because… well, why not? Side note: Continue reading »

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President Obama to Visit Jersey Shore

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In the wake of one of the worst storms for New Jersey in years, Atlantic City is partially cleaned up and ready for a visit from President Barack Obama this afternoon. The streets have been cleared, though schools and casinos remain closed. Many are still without power and will be for some time. According to Continue reading »

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“Jersey Shore” is Officially Over, We Celebrate with Gifs

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It’s not that we’re culture snobs or anti-reality TV (I’ll have you know we watched every episode of  Real World: Miami), but this is potentially the end of era, people. In our minds, the rise of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” meant the decline of Western culture, as impressionable pre-teens simultaneously started Continue reading »

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“Jersey Shore” Cast Gets the Ax

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It’s hard to believe that it’s been just three years since the cast of “Jersey Shore” began their devastating, non-stop pummeling of modern culture. But now, after five seasons and a sixth on the way, it seems their reign will soon come to an end. In Touch Weekly is reporting Continue reading »

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Crispy NJ Mom Has Glamour Shots

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While the buzz surrounding Patricia Krentcil’s child endangerment case has started to die down, the 44-year-old NJ mom is somehow managing to stretch her moment in the sun even further. Case in point: these, er, confusing glamour shots of Crispy NJ Mom in her twenties, obtained by Splash News Online. Continue reading »

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Game Changer: NJ Could Ban Minors from Tanning

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In move that would drastically alter the course of the United States and possibly stay off the approaching Jers-pocalypse, New Jersey state legislators may decide to legally ban minors from tanning salons. As it stands now, New Jersey bars anyone under the age of 14 from tanning booths, but, if the Continue reading »

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