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Internet Gambling Finalized in New Jersey

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If you want to gamble in New Jersey, you may never have to leave your computer again! Yesterday, Gov. Chris Christie approved legislation that will allow for Internet gambling within the state. The player would simply register online, verify their age and then have access to any slot or table Continue reading »

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Super-Annoying Traffic Lights To Be Removed From Garden State Parkway

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Those of you who routinely travel to the Jersey shore already know that traffic on the Garden State Parkway is damn near chaotic. Thankfully, someone in charge over there has answered your silent prayers. In an effort to reduce congestion, the New Jersey Turnpike Authority broke ground today on a new Continue reading »

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Barbara Walters to Chris Christie: “You Are a Little Overweight…”

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Let this video serve as evidence: Barbara Walters’ humongous balls have not withered with age. Walters recently interviewed the no-nonsense New Jersey governor on her “Most Fascinating People” special for the admirable bipartisanship he displayed after Hurricane Sandy struck the east coast just before the presidential election. Of course, the Continue reading »

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New Jersey Officially Outlaws “Spice”

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Hilariously referred to as “Spice,” “K2,” “Moon Rocks,” or “Black Mamba,” the substance widely known as “legal weed” will now be illegal in New Jersey. In February, The New Jersey Division of Consumer Affairs placed a “temporary ban” on the synthetic drug, which is commonly sold along side of crappy air-brushed Continue reading »

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Christie and The Boss Hug it Out, Christie Later Cries

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We’ve given Governor Chris Christie a lot of flack over the past couple years, mostly because of his bulbous body and agro-attitude that’s somehow more in-your-face than a roid-raging pro-wrestler. But we have to admit, after seeing his refreshingly non-partisan handling of Hurricane Sandy, especially at such an opportune time Continue reading »

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New Jersey Tells Drivers to Turn That Smile Upside Down for License Photos

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Hey, it’s not as if there’s a boatload of smiling Jersey drivers. I mean, this would probably affect less than one percent of the state population, right? The smiling drivers apparently mess with Jersey’s new facial recognition technology. Though the no-smiling law was passed in January, no one’s really taken Continue reading »

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NY Drag Queens Roast Crispy NJ Mom and Then Things Get Weird…

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I know you all thought we were through covering Crispy NJ Mom and, honestly, we did too. However, we did not expect a bunch of NY drag queens to roast Patricia Krentcil, and we definitely didn’t expect Patricia to get (allegedly) wasted and assault one of said drag queens. That’s Continue reading »

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